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"Agape": Dear Guys of the World, →
grindstaff:
Oh hey. Guess what? I’m a virgin. Surprising, right? Girls like me still exists! But you should know….this isn’t an open invitation for you to try and “get with me” so that you can take my v-card. Unfortunately for you, I’m not easy. So please stop lying to me with your charm and compliments when…
Yes.
So many people would be dead if it wasn’t illegal to kill them for being dumb.
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seriously? you’re going to be passive aggressive with me? I’m leaving to go somewhere better for me. you can’t be mad at me because I don’t like it here and you do. I swear my reasons for leaving have nothing to do with you. please, get over yourself and can you go back to being my friend?
I'm totally in a "eff this shit" kinda mood.
when you start to twitch for some unexplained reason, it’s probably time to stop drinking coffee!
I know my mother and I look alike, but I am now...
she sent me a care package with the following
starbucks k-cups
nail polish (hot pink)
strawberry flavored lip gloss
chocolate gold
andes mints
a slinky
glow sticks
play-dough
a barrel of monkeys
goldfish
mint milanos
Lady A christmas CD
a headband with christmas trees sticking out of the top (think statue of liberty points)
and a really lovely card
queenfelton:
i think its time to listen to my old friends the jonas brothers~
good idea.
wtf? who answers their phone while they're peeing?